Otagirls? The real otaku says ‘No’

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With all this brouhaha over how to get an otagirl, our Japanese counterparts already have the solution.


Well, since the real deal is out of reach or too bothersome for them, life-sized dolls to the rescue!

But why? One ‘enlightening’ excuse reason:

A human girl can cheat on you or betray you sometimes, but these dolls never do those thing. They belong to me 100 percent.

So very GITS-like, convenience FTW!:

Sometimes it takes too much time before I can have sex with the person I meet. But with these dolls, it’s just a matter of a click of the mouse. With one click, they are delivered to you.

And the closer:

Sex with human girls was better, but I hate the process of dating.

Atta boy! Not only is this safer for your health (sayonara STDs!), it’s good population control! =p

Now all you need are hundreds of bucks–not to spend for a date, but to let you amass your very own harem! See? It’s not so hard, fantasy can still become reality!

But if not, you can have the nth opinion on the matter, via Auntie Ashley!

Sorry about riding on this brouhaha, I just couldn’t help it when I saw this on Gizmodo hehehe. No pics because they’re mildy NSFW.

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4 responses »

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  2. This is where modern-technology has brought us: Most of us are living with Female Dools (The Females must be playing with the Male Dolls!).

    But all this is far-fetched; taking one away from reality.

    All those who have Female Dolls with them, can’t get it up (I guess).
    They are all cowards; filed with misery AND can be dangerous to the Socirty.

  3. Noooooo, dont do it guys!

    It think calling them cowards, filled with misery, etc…a bit harsh, they’re just scared of real life rejection – it’s perfectly normal.

    Unfortunately this is solving the wrong problem (as always).

    Ah well, good for a laugh still…

  4. @abiepressfeatures

    I think the guy they interviewed already had experience with the real deal, it’s just that he probably thinks cultivating a real relationship is bothersome.

    @Kuchi

    As you said, the dolls are the wrong solution to the problem. But on the other hand, there are really people who just aren’t lucky when it comes to relationships.

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